So yesterday I drew Jak and Seem having sex.

Turned out pretty good, too. I'm having an internal debate with myself whether or not to upload it on DeviantArt. Anyways, since I don't have a scanner the only way I have of uploading my art to the internet is to take pictures of my drawings with my sister's camera. Wait, that's not true. I have a scanner, only thing is it's old. Really old. It's carved out of rock and it runs on coal. Whenever I want to scan something I have to pull on my boots and go out to the coal pile behind our house, grab a shovelful of coal, and then go all the way back into our house and load up the scanner. And that shit is heavy, man. I wouldn't complain if it were a good scanner, oh noes, but it puts white lines all through my stuff. WHITE. LINES. I used to just photoshop them out but that takes fricking ages and I can't bring myself to do it anymore. So since my sister got a digital camera for Christmas, she's nicely letting me borrow it to take photos of my stuff so I can upload it.

I'm having some moral qualms about using my sister's camera to take photos of my porn, but I really don't have any other choice. D: Besides, it's tastefull porn anyways. You can't really see anything.

So just a few minutes ago when I was trying to upload my stuff my sister came in and started browsing through the photos on her digital camera. I was pretty sure I deleted the one of my naughty drawing so her tender little eyes wouldn't see and know what I've been up to - she's twelve, BTW, and doesn't know how I 'ship (I haven't figured out how to explain JakxSeem to her yet) - but then I remembered I took more than one photo of that drawing. So as my brain was yelling "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" at me, I snatched the camera away from her and frantically started going through the digital photo album only to find... I had, indeed, deleted all the shots of my drawing, and sister's innocent little brain had not been marred by my pr0nz. Cue epic sigh of relief.